Sunday, November 14, 2010

Probably the scariest day of my life.

A long time ago...my mom takes me and my sisters to the mall to do some "fun mother-daughter(s)" hang out time. We probably did some shopping, I don't know. It was a long time ago.

We end up at this really ghetto fabulous mall, it was mostly empty. It felt like a post-apocalyptic hide out camp base and the people in this mall were the only survivors from the recent Zombie Attack '08. I didn't mind the quietness, though, because most malls are full of people who defy the laws of American traffic and don't find an organized way to walk in the hallways. But in this ghetto fabulous mall, the only thing I ran into was the "test a Wii" at the game stop :D

After walking around with our almost gone Orange Julius smoothies, my mom suggests that we start heading home.
Half of the mall is underground (to be safe from atomic bombs, of course). So to get to our car, we had to leave from the second floor. On the second floor, there were stores that sell probably the most ghetto attire in the world. "Pimp Suit Palace", "Rainbow" (that store sells wear once and throw away clothes) "Braiding Salon" (to get your hair did) etc etc.

A couple feet ahead of us, I spot a photobooth. "oh, how neat" says my little 12 year old mind that thinks turkey legs are the best. There was a screen on the photobooth that shows you the options of pictures you can pay for. My twin sister, Abby, looks at the screen and says, "Woah! That lady on the screen has a whole lot of make up o-"

Just as she said that, the curtain quickly slides open right next to me and all I see is a scary over made-up blonde teenage face right by my face.
The sight of her would cause worlds to turn inside out, meat to go uncooked, and bring back the dead.

Sheer terror took over my face.
By the time I caught my breath, she was gone.

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